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Some of his diehard fans may actually believe some of those. 😉        I've always liked:  "Chuck Norris won first prize in the Who Can Eat a Jeep Contest."      

I never understood how quickly he went bald.    Chuck "seemingly"  went from decent hair (or fantastic William Shatner-grade wigs ) to cheap rugs overnight.     All of a sudden, Chuck started wearing obviously bad hair pieces, yet he never exhibited any evidence that he was going bald, had a receding hairline...... nothing!

Very strange.  🤔 🤔 🤨 


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@chris, Chuck Norris doesn't lose hair, he defeats it.


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@jkuvakas ...right!   😉 😉 😀



   
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He plants ten penny nails and gets crowbars 6 days later. He plants tomatoes so big that 3 of them equal 12!

When she was alive, my mom loved to watch his show. But at 98, she got confused and always called it, "Texas Walker Ranger".



   
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Posted by: @jkuvakas

@chris, Chuck Norris doesn't lose hair, he defeats it.

And his dandruff is bullet proof!

 


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