Some of his diehard fans may actually believe some of those. 😉 I've always liked: "Chuck Norris won first prize in the Who Can Eat a Jeep Contest."
I never understood how quickly he went bald. Chuck "seemingly" went from decent hair (or fantastic William Shatner-grade wigs ) to cheap rugs overnight. All of a sudden, Chuck started wearing obviously bad hair pieces, yet he never exhibited any evidence that he was going bald, had a receding hairline...... nothing!
Very strange. 🤔 🤔 🤨
@chris, Chuck Norris doesn't lose hair, he defeats it.
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
He plants ten penny nails and gets crowbars 6 days later. He plants tomatoes so big that 3 of them equal 12!
When she was alive, my mom loved to watch his show. But at 98, she got confused and always called it, "Texas Walker Ranger".
John Bono
North Jersey
