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17/05/2026 3:20 pm
Clever Remarks. ( My apologies if you have seen some of these before)
Dad, are we pyromaniacs? We arson.
She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I miss her still.
Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.
Just so everything is clear, I'm going to put my glasses on.
I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.
I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.
I lost my girlfriend's audio book, and now I'll never hear the end of it.
Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not c? Because you can't "c" in the dark.
When I told my contractor that I didn't want carpeted steps, he gave me a blank stare.
I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar? There, their, they're.
I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied,
"Aisle B, back."
What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision? Suture self.
17/05/2026 3:24 pm
Very clever and funny. Thanks for the laugh.
17/05/2026 4:28 pm
Funny. My favorite line about “k” in dark.
Ed Davis
Inverness, Illinois, USA
17/05/2026 7:00 pm
All good...my favorite "I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find."
John Bono
North Jersey
17/05/2026 7:11 pm
Good ones David. 😁
18/05/2026 2:19 am
my favorite!I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied,
"Aisle B, back."
18/05/2026 5:49 am
All good...my favorite "I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find."
This is my favorite as well! But they are all very well thought out and hysterical!
18/05/2026 9:07 pm
Love it!
lucky you the corn i get has long
golden threads btwn the rows. Well at least you can eat and floss at same time.
19/05/2026 8:41 am
@100ford2003 Steve; you must be a source of entertainment eating corn at family barbecues. 
19/05/2026 1:10 pm
Just so everything is clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.
Yup, every morning for the past 7 decades…Thanks, David, these are great.
David Vandermeer
Corinth, Texas
19/05/2026 2:37 pm
Lol, i wear a huge bib that flips over my head for corn eating days. I’ve installed LEDs for my night knoshing.
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