Even More Interesting thoughts.

David Green · 2026-02-22T22:40:12Z

Even More Interesting thoughts. 1.Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? 2.Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? 3.Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"? 4.If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? 5.Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? 6.Why do people run over a string lying on the floor a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it and then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? 7.How do those dead bugs get into the enclosed light fixtures? 8.Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? 9.Why, in Winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

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23/02/2026 9:40 am

Posted by: @chris

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TWO MORE:

- Why is that Mattress question not numbered?

- Those bugs inside sealed light fixtures occasionally deem such lights "disposable." They become simply too ugly to look at.

I noticed immediately that the mattress question between numbers 4 and 5 was not numbered. Thought maybe it was a test to see if we were paying attention.

George Schire
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