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22/02/2026 6:40 pm
Even More Interesting thoughts.
1.Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
2.Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
3.Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?
4.If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
5.Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
6.Why do people run over a string lying on the floor a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it and then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
7.How do those dead bugs get into the enclosed light fixtures?
8.Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
9.Why, in Winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about the heat?
22/02/2026 6:53 pm
All legitimate points. 😁
22/02/2026 7:12 pm
22/02/2026 7:12 pm
Thanks David. Every one is a gem.
22/02/2026 8:13 pm
Please let me know when you have answers to these questions. Thank you!
John Bono
North Jersey
22/02/2026 9:21 pm
OMG was Tarzan the original transgender?
22/02/2026 9:58 pm
I have three questions regarding SUPERMAN:
1) Why does he have a "body-builder" physique when he gets his super-strength and powers from Earth's Yellow Sun? On his home planet Krypton, he'd have no powers and be a normal dude.
2) Are people really perceived gullible enough to not recognize a person as another person, because he wares glasses?
3) Where aside from the Daily Planet stockroom, Clark Kent most often switched to Superman in a Phone Booth, and today with Phone Booths gone, where does he make the switch?
George Schire
Oakdale, Minnesota
22/02/2026 10:02 pm
LOL David, your question, "Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?", I think we could substitute the word "mattress" with any other product and ask the same question. There is not a single day of the year that EVERYTHING is NOT "on sale", and supposedly ALWAYS the BEST TIME to purchase it NOW!
George Schire
Oakdale, Minnesota
22/02/2026 10:48 pm
@georgeschire George; your Superman questions will keep me awake all night!
Grab some Superman comic books and enjoy searching for the answers.
George Schire
Oakdale, Minnesota
23/02/2026 3:32 am
#5 I always check the refrigerator in case I have forgot something that's in the back.
23/02/2026 6:53 am
All are excellent David! Thanks, once again, for the great chuckles.
23/02/2026 7:47 am
TWO MORE:
- Why is that Mattress question not numbered?
- Those bugs inside sealed light fixtures occasionally deem such lights "disposable." They become simply too ugly to look at.
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