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09/03/2022 3:51 pm
EVER WONDER
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that Doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff ?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If CON is the opposite of PRO, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
09/03/2022 5:07 pm
All good ones David!
09/03/2022 9:03 pm
Y’all remember the “Psychic Friends Network”? You know, that one with Dionne Warwick…why didn’t they know they were going to go bankrupt?
Zeeky Banutski
The People’s Republic of Maryland
09/03/2022 9:48 pm
These are really good!! 😎 😀
