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(@100ford2003)
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Posted by: @chris
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@chris, with a forward-looking perspective like yours, I'm surprised you managed to anchor yourself in 2022! Why bother with outdated holographic images and inaccurate sizing algorithms when you can just wear virtual clothes??

John, you're assuming I leave the house..... I can pretty much operate 24/7 in a bathrobe, like Hugh Hefner used to do....... 😏 😏 😏 😏 😀 😀

Now there's an image I can't get rid of.... Scared



   
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@100ford2003 

Canadian Bacon and Pineapple on Pizza's should be a mandatory felony if one is found ordering them, and life in prison if you eat them.  Smile On the other hand, Green Olives and Pepperoni Pizza's should earn those who order them, an immediate entry in to heaven when one passes.  They are soooooooo good!  


George Schire
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Posted by: @jkuvakas

@100ford2003, you put that umbrage right back where you found it, or Aunt May may just introduce you to her wooden spoon, young man!

I've no problem with that spoon as long as it has been used to stir up a chocolate batter cake mix.... 

Please leave out the pineapple chunks LOL



   
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@georgeschire Or do not buy online anymore? I had the same problem, and decided that was it after receiving 2 XL polos about 6 inches apart in girth size. So from now I only buy clothes from local retail stores, where I support local business, and because I've always tried the garment on, I'm happy with the fit.

I've NEVER liked "trying on clothes in the store".  Two reasons why.  One, many stores have hidden cameras that allow personnel to peak in to those dressing rooms, and two, I've never been excited about trying on clothes that some other customer before me, may have tried on.


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@100ford2003 

Canadian Bacon and Pineapple on Pizza's should be a mandatory felony if one is found ordering them, and life in prison if you eat them.  Smile On the other hand, Green Olives and Pepperoni Pizza's should earn those who order them, an immediate entry in to heaven when one passes.  They are soooooooo good!  

Hmm, 

That's a combo I've never tried. It does sound tasty but overly salty. I have tried garlc stuffed olives and blue cheese stuffed also. But never those on a pizza. I prefer pepperoni or sausage and onion.



   
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@100ford2003 

Canadian Bacon and Pineapple on Pizza's should be a mandatory felony if one is found ordering them, and life in prison if you eat them.  Smile On the other hand, Green Olives and Pepperoni Pizza's should earn those who order them, an immediate entry in to heaven when one passes.  They are soooooooo good!  

Hmm, 

That's a combo I've never tried. It does sound tasty but overly salty. I have tried garlc stuffed olives and blue cheese stuffed also. But never those on a pizza. I prefer pepperoni or sausage and onion.

Try the Green Olives and Pepperoni.  Yes, perhaps a bit salty, but I don't eat pizza that often.  So when I do, it's a treat.  I've also tried Green Olives and Sauerkraut.  It too, is a bit salty, but oh man, it tastes (to me anyway) fantastic.


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@georgeschire 

I love sauerkraut ! There used to be a market here in SoCal that sold food products from different countries. 

The sauerkraut from Poland was the best.

 



   
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@100ford2003 well if you love sauerkraut, try on pizza (with those green olives) and you'll love it even more!


George Schire
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@chris thank you Chris, I always have trouble keeping the hologram right side up! U ever tried putting trousers on upside down!



   
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@geoff-jowett Yes! Virtual try-ons (VTRs) can be tricky; it's kind of like being a Weatherman,  you must learn to master green-screen technology. And yes, you can put pants on upside down, shoes on your head and underwear over your clothes.  NOTE: The specifics of the "crazy things"  you do during VTRs, will either entertain a crowd or get you escorted out. 🙄 🙄 🙄



   
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@geoff-jowett Yes! Virtual try-ons (VTRs) can be tricky; it's kind of like being a Weatherman,  you must learn to master green-screen technology. And yes, you can put pants on upside down, shoes on your head and underwear over your clothes.  NOTE: The specifics of the "crazy things"  you do during VTRs, will either entertain a crowd or get you escorted out. 🙄 🙄 🙄

LOL, or he'll put in a straight-jacket and rushed to an asylum.  Smile  


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@chris hey Chris not sure about shoe placement, or upside down pants but outside underwear is old technology!

george


   
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While we're on the subject of clothing sizes something needs to be done about shoe sizes. I just returned a pair of shoes that I purchased online because I could hardly get my new shoes on my feet. Not all size 10, extra wide are created equal. Good luck with that.


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@sizedoesmatter Coincidentally that is my shoe size as well and I have given up on buying shoes on line for the same reason.



   
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Posted by: @geoff-jowett

@chris hey Chris not sure about shoe placement, or upside down pants but outside underwear is old technology!

george

It may be true that the S-Man's duds are a bit odd but hey, he could use the extra absorbency.  If you flew around at supersonic speeds you might dribble a bit too.



   
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