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26/07/2025 7:34 am
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26/07/2025 8:33 am
@chris Thank you Chris. See, it can always be worse!
Jack Dodds and Christopher Moroni reacted
26/07/2025 8:50 am
Tony, we have to teach you everything!Oh NO John. I tried them once before. We went to the movies and everyone pointed at me. If I ever wore them again, I'd put pants over them this time.@perrone1 Tony, it's time for Depends!
John Bono
North Jersey
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26/07/2025 9:13 am
@sizedoesmatter Thank goodness for all you fellers!! (You've got your work cut out for you with me pard!!)
Christopher Moroni and Jack Dodds reacted
26/07/2025 9:25 am
@perrone1 Hey...don't feel badly about it Tony "The Fridge" Perrone; it's a mistake anyone could make*. Just be thankful you didn't injure yourself slamming the door shut.
* possible bs
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26/07/2025 9:50 am
@jack-dodds Yeah, I'm not feeling too badly about it. And you're right - it COULD happen to anyone. I just don't know what in the world to do about that ham now!!!!
Christopher Moroni and John Bono reacted
26/07/2025 10:37 am
@perrone1 Well....on the positive side, at least it's marinated now. Maybe pin a bunch of pineapple rings on it and give it to an annoying neighbor? Hope this helps.
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26/07/2025 11:05 am
Funny you mention that. So help me, this is a true story. Years ago, new neighbors, Doug & Linda, moved in next door. Doug put in a small garden in his back yard. He planted a tomato bush. Going away for a week, they asked if I'd water the bush as it just started to bloom. I did. They came back to fully grown, luscious tomatoes.@perrone1 Well....on the positive side, at least it's marinated now. Maybe pin a bunch of pineapple rings on it and give it to an annoying neighbor? Hope this helps.
Doug came over to thank me and ask how they grew so big so fast. Always the kidder, I said that I peed on them. He laughed and left. He came back with Linda in a few minutes. He had two of the tomatoes with him and asked if I'd take a bite. I realized he probably didn't believe the story but wanted to make sure so I took a bite and it was wonderful. It obviously eased their minds. I said this is the best Roma tomato I ever tasted. He said it wasn't a Roma. I just replied - it IS now!!
26/07/2025 11:10 am
Love the Walter Matthau story!
John Bono
North Jersey
26/07/2025 11:39 am
"I said this is the best Roma tomato I ever tasted. He said it wasn't a Roma. I just replied - it IS now!!"
Tony, help a brother out... What am I missing here, what's the joke?
26/07/2025 11:53 am
@chris Tony is of Italian descent....Tony Roma.....like the Italian restaurants.
Tony Perrone and Christopher Moroni reacted
26/07/2025 12:03 pm
@jack-dodds Yeah, I thought about those restaurants..... but I figured there had to be more to it - something involving the pee. I guess I just was "over thinking" again. 🤔 🤔 Side note: Didn't Frank Sinatra play a detective named Tony Rome in two films?
Tony Perrone and John Bono reacted
26/07/2025 12:07 pm
