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John Kuvakas
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I had just taken my first edition copy of "A Chrismas Carol" down from my bookshelf when it slipped from my hand and fell on my big toe. Does anyone know what happened next?


John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA


   
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David H
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Since you are a prudent owner, you had it in your safe deposit vault and/or lock box.  Hope the weight of all that steel didn't break your foot bones.  The last time I saw a first edition of Christmas Carol for sale, it was something over $7,000.   

              David H  Surprised  



   
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john barry
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from beneath the warming hearth,your resident Church Mouse voiced a squeak of disapproval at having been so unceremoniously rousted from it`s mid-day nap ?

 

 



   
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What I hope happened next:  You said a heart felt thank you to God for the relatively tiny pain in your toe (book cushion) compared to ruining your rare and expensive 1st edition?

What likely happened next:  You panicked, reached down to grab the book and slammed your head into one of the bookcase shelves?



   
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Graeme Ogg
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Did you end up on crutches like Tiny Tim?

Or the damaged member was severed and went flying across the room at great speed (missile toe)?

Or perhaps you just cried out in anguish "What! The Dickens?"


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David Green
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You thanked heaven that your body had helped cushion the hazardous fall and no damage was done to your valuable volume.

You picked it up carefully, checked it, and then did a few hops to help relieve the pain.



   
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Posted by: @graeme-ogg

Did you end up on crutches like Tiny Tim?

Or the damaged member was severed and went flying across the room at great speed (missile toe)?

Or perhaps you just cried out in anguish "What! The Dickens?"

LOL !!!   Awesome Graeme!



   
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Frank Reed
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Posted by: @graeme-ogg

Did you end up on crutches like Tiny Tim?

Or the damaged member was severed and went flying across the room at great speed (missile toe)?

Or perhaps you just cried out in anguish "What! The Dickens?"

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Frank Reed
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john barry
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it`s been 3 hrs John!!!..............you ok ?



   
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Graeme Ogg
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Maybe he's sulking because we're only offering him the Ghost of a Christmas Present.


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john barry
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maybe he`s signed on to a new cast and doesn`t know how to break it to us yet



   
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Posted by: @graeme-ogg

Maybe he's sulking because we're only offering him the Ghost of a Christmas Present.

Mr Ogg......you are sharp like an arrow tonight Laugh  



   
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John Kuvakas
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What happened next? All I can tell you is it hurt like the dickens!

Graeme gets an extra lump of coal in his stocking. 


John Kuvakas
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Whoops!  This really happened!  Sorry for taking this so lightly JK; I thought you were making a joke.  Formal Smile  



   
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JK I hope you and the volume are both okay. Graeme, your replies are priceless.



   
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