How are you holding up?

True, all too true!

I can sure relate to that!   

So....how exactly do you do that without losing your balance?  A friend wants to know.

You're not really in trouble until you lose your balance while sitting down! A friend told me that.

I realized I was getting old when the doctor started asking questions like "Does anyone help you get dressed?"  "Do you fall down?"  "Do you drive your own car?"  

At first I laughed until I realized . . . he was serious.

@kocour  Frank; I don't think anyone, doctors included, should tell us that it's wrong to wear our underpants outside our trousers.  I see it as a bold fashion statement.

Posted by: @jkuvakas

You're not really in trouble until you lose your balance while sitting down! A friend told me that.

I got so drunk once, I fell off the floor! Does that count?

@jack-dodds I agree, Depends are especially fashionable.

@kocour  Agreed Frank....and if you encounter a surprise pool party they can double as a swim suit without offending fashion tastes.  You may not get many 2nd invites however.

Just don't go in the deep end of the pool with your "Depends" on especially over your trousers. They absorb a lot of liquid I hear so you might not return to the surface.

@old-caddys  Good point.....that's not the classiest way to go out of this world.  No one wants their obit to read " he was drowned in the deep end by his Depends."

@jack-dodds - All the more reason to go in the pool wearing just your birthday suit. 

@sizedoesmatter  Believe me you don't ever want to see that!  It would be even harder on the eyes than ten '59 Chevy wagons in pink and green.