Jaguar Caught Speeding.

I think that cop’s name is William Lyons.

That cat lied to the officer and said he was Jaguar when he was actually a Cheat...a.

@bob-jackman 

You got me Bob. It is a cheetah. I was using ‘poetic ‘licence’.

"You're in a spot of trouble Boy....."

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I think that cop’s name is William Lyons.

The officer said, "Do you know why I stopped you?" The cheetah said, "Because I let you! "

Gotta LOVE a cheetah!!

"Now son, I want you to just paws for a second and think about the wildlife you're leading here....and don't give me that tired tail about you was just trying to catch a gazelle for dinner."

@jack-dodds 

I think he was after an Impala. A blue one.

@perrone1 YES!  Mind you Singer Gazelles are easier to catch......

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@perrone1 YES!  Mind you Singer Gazelles are easier to catch......

This is true! They are low-powered and slow and that singing always gives them away when they hide in the tall grass!  

@perrone1 

That may be true but on short grass all you'll hear is the song of my exhaust buddy!

but none of them can beat a Falcon!

The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on earth, capable of reaching hunting dive (stoop) speeds exceeding 320 km/h (200 mph). During these high-speed dives, they have been recorded at over 389 km/h (242 mph), making them faster than a race car. Their cruising speed is much lower, generally between 20–35 mph. 

@geoff-jowett Amazing that such a beautiful bird can come from such a humble nest....

@jack-dodds I thought that was what a crash at 200mph looked like??!

"missed it by that much"