Horrors! Time To think about space travel. Are you sure?
...something I've never considered, but then again - why would I? 🙄 🤨 🙄
Polar bear or solar bear...I'm getting an urge to pee.
John Bono
North Jersey
Gotta love a bear!I've been searching for an alternative planet to live on. Ya see, we gots bears around here - I have 'em out back in my woods. I takes their pictures, I do.
They eats my berries. But on Mercury, Jupiter and especially Uranus - there's NO AIR!! Bear / Air......think I'll stay here.
John Bono
North Jersey
Yes John. But I don't exactly love having them near us - we just grin and.....bear it.Gotta love a bear!I've been searching for an alternative planet to live on. Ya see, we gots bears around here - I have 'em out back in my woods. I takes their pictures, I do.
They eats my berries. But on Mercury, Jupiter and especially Uranus - there's NO AIR!! Bear / Air......think I'll stay here.
Tony, believe or not we have bear sighting here in New Jersey.Yes John. But I don't exactly love having them near us - we just grin and.....bear it.Gotta love a bear!I've been searching for an alternative planet to live on. Ya see, we gots bears around here - I have 'em out back in my woods. I takes their pictures, I do.
They eats my berries. But on Mercury, Jupiter and especially Uranus - there's NO AIR!! Bear / Air......think I'll stay here.
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John Bono
North Jersey
Tony, believe or not we have bear sighting here in New Jersey.
...John, I'm assuming you meant to say, "beer," not "bear," correct? 😏 🤨
Christopher, we have both!Tony, believe or not we have bear sighting here in New Jersey.
...John, I'm assuming you meant to say, "beer," not "bear," correct? 😏 🤨
John Bono
North Jersey
Wow, yeah John, I'd believe it.Tony, believe or not we have bear sighting here in New Jersey.Yes John. But I don't exactly love having them near us - we just grin and.....bear it.Gotta love a bear!I've been searching for an alternative planet to live on. Ya see, we gots bears around here - I have 'em out back in my woods. I takes their pictures, I do.
They eats my berries. But on Mercury, Jupiter and especially Uranus - there's NO AIR!! Bear / Air......think I'll stay here.
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A planet with no cars? No thanks. The very thought is grizzly to me.
I am sorry to have to say that I have had enough of these bears infiltrating our daily life. I mean, just follow the pictorial evidence below! There is obviously an organized effort bruin to take society over. They have gotten ballsy, have formed the beginnings of a cartel, have formed biker gangs, they are holding grizzly supremacist rallies, they're brazenly committing bicycle jackings, they're buying out some of our best known business, have made inroads into agriculture, sports, and even are seen cavorting shamelessly in discos....my god, what is next! It's time to go; I've bought a 1-way passage to Saturn; at least they have a running track there for fitness. Uranus was a strong consideration but word abounds regarding an air quality issue there.
@jack-dodds You put a lot of thought and picture search into this. I had no idea how bad things have become. Saturn started sounding like a pretty good idea until I realized that by the time you got there, I'll be long gone. Maybe next life.















