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06/04/2020 6:32 am
Just how bad is it ?
THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT....
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
06/04/2020 11:06 am
Funny stuff.........thanks Dick.
06/04/2020 1:57 pm
Yep! And it's only Monday.
John Bono
North Jersey
07/04/2020 4:57 am
Didnt realize the economy was that bad....
07/04/2020 6:39 am
Hahaha....great!