Map: For those who like Italian Cheese

I am just sitting here enjoying a bowl of porridge sprinkled with bijou beetroot fritters, washed down with a 2 litre bottle of cherry Coke, and reading all this pretentious cheese foodie nonsense with an air of detached amusement. But, please, do carry on.

@graeme-ogg, "cherry Coke!" Plebe.

@perrone1 I apologize for the typo on the "label" of my ensemble (see below); made in relaxed fit specifically for seniors......it should read "old fart".

@graeme-ogg I am just sitting here enjoying a bowl of porridge sprinkled with bijou beetroot fritters, washed down with a 2 litre bottle of cherry Coke, and reading all this pretentious cheese foodie nonsense with an air of detached amusement. But, please, do carry on.

Graeme; your meal sounds ummmm.......like a gastronomic bleve is in your immediate future.  I hope your reference to "sitting here" pertains to the porcelain pedestal.