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17/01/2026 11:08 am
NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH.
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!”
17/01/2026 11:24 am
🤣😂 I gotta remember that, you know, just in case.😁
17/01/2026 11:45 am
Guddaym.....I ain't never seed that neither myseff.....ain't modern doctorin' jist somethin' else ag'in!
17/01/2026 2:57 pm
We heared of it up here in the mountains. But none of da boyz did it when it was needed a while back. Yep, da poor geezer, 90 year old Jeb, jus passed away.
18/01/2026 7:03 am
Hilarious...gotta love them hillbillies!
John Bono
North Jersey
18/01/2026 8:40 am
Ah yes, jus some a dat southern culture at work.
David Green and Tony Perrone reacted