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01/07/2025 10:25 pm
Huh, speak of what ?
01/07/2025 10:39 pm
HA! Been there, done that!
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
02/07/2025 6:33 am
That's nothing Pal! Let's see you unscrew a cork!!! 
02/07/2025 6:57 am
Almost did that!
John Bono
North Jersey
02/07/2025 8:37 am
Never had a drink of wine in my life.
02/07/2025 9:15 am
Don't quite understand. There's another way of opening wine bottles? Apart from using your teeth, I mean.
Graeme.M. Ogg
London U.K.
02/07/2025 9:45 am
Something tells me this may be the second bottle of wine for this drinker today....
02/07/2025 12:43 pm
dear SIR or madman
I thurly resent yr suggeston tHAT MY fackulties or practicle capabillitees mite B in ANYWAYeffected
by imodderate consnuption of alcuhuLIC bevrages.
THAT IS an outradgous sluuuR on my crackter as a TEMPRATE human bean.
Graeme.M. Ogg
London U.K.
02/07/2025 4:44 pm
p.s. 9 p.m. GMT
Sorry if I sounded a little peevish there but you caught me in the restlessly paranoid state typical of the early stages of inebriation. Now that I am sitting outside in the late evening sun and quietly savouring the dregs of my fourth bottle of Merlot I feel much more relaxed about everything.
My smart watch tells me I am hovering around the 8 or 9 mark on the Glasgow Coma Scale*, which is a comfortable place to be, and all’s well with the world.
* Medical Note: The GCS is a measure of a patient’s level of consciousness and ability to respond to visual, auditory and tactile stimuli. Scores normally range from a minimum of 3 (totally unresponsive) to a maximum of 15 (fully conscious and alert). This GCS scoring system is accepted throughout the world except, oddly enough, in Scotland itself– and Glasgow in particular – where readings taken from the more seasoned members of the drinking community are normally in the range of zero to -18.
Graeme.M. Ogg
London U.K.
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02/07/2025 7:28 pm
@graeme-ogg Drink to your heart (or liver's) delight; life always be rose colored Graeme....you are in the GMT.
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