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David Green
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There was a Scottish painter named Smokey MacGregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit furtherAs it happened, he got away with this for some time. Eventually the local church decided to do a big restoration job on the outside of one of their biggest buildings. 

Smokey put in a bid; and because his price was so low, he got the job.  

So he set about erecting the scaffolding and setting up the planks, and buying the paint and, yes, I am sorry to say, thinning it down with turpentine.  

Well, Smokey was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly completed, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder, the sky opened, and the rain poured down, washing the thinned paint from all over the church and knocking Smokey clear off the scaffold to land on the lawn among the gravestones, surrounded by telltale puddles of the thinned and useless paint. Smokey was no fool.  He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, so he got down on his knees and cried,  

"Oh, God, Oh, God, forgive me.  What should I do?"  

And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke,

"Repaint, Repaint

And thin no more!"

 

 

"Blessed are the cracked, for they are the ones who let in the light."

 



   
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Graeme Ogg
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Foolish man. If he'd been an Aberdonian like me he would have used emulsion paint and thinned it with water, which is obviously a lot cheaper than turpentine.


Graeme.M. Ogg
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