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David Green
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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed,
"What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the
greens-keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello George, What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens-keeper replied, "Oh, yes.
That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime!."

The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything that she can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"



   
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Perfect!


John Bono
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Maybe the 19th hole closes at dusk..?



   
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Smile Smile  



   
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Thank goodness the clubhouse at the shooting range didn't almost burn down!



   
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@perrone1 🤣😂😁



   
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@perrone1 Lol.



   
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LOL....good one.



   
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