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26/06/2024 8:07 am
SCOTCH?
On the last day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of
assorted fruit.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
The liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit…
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked," Champagne ?"
"No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"
26/06/2024 8:32 am
Hilarious!
John Bono
North Jersey
26/06/2024 8:46 am
HA! Good one David, thanks!
Gotta tell you; the teacher may not be as uneducated as she sounds. I, too, have had Champagne that tasted like puppy pee!
26/06/2024 12:16 pm
Ed Davis
Inverness, Illinois, USA
26/06/2024 2:16 pm
Why did you know how puppy pee tasted?
Some stupid liquor store owner's kid brought me a box with a puppy in it. You know the rest.
