Scotland.

Not a problem.

By tradition, all restrooms in Scotland are for ladies. Men go behind the nearest skip (dumpster). The kilt lends a degree of polite concealment to the proceedings and there's none of the hassle of dropping the trousers. We Celts are a logical race.

I remember my visit to Edinburgh, Scotland in ‘75 (compliments of the U.S. Navy) - went to the Edinburgh Castle, attended the Tattoo Festival, got very, very drunk & slept in a Scottish Army base barracks…

@terryslekar 

So, Terry, the $64,000 question:  Did you get a tattoo?

@pete-rovero Rumor has it that he did Pete.  Apparently at times it reads Love Scotch...at other time it just says Loch.  Not sayin' it's true...just heard....nice that it's a Scottish theme though.  I'm sure Terry can verify.

@pete-rovero…I did not! I’m in that minority of sailors who never tattooed myself…

@terryslekar  Okay...well there you have it from the man himself.  I never believed such bull could be true anyway, not even for a second.

@terryslekar Terry I too am one the sailors who never got tattooed.