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22/07/2026 8:09 am
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
"So I hear you're getting married?''
"Yep!"
"Do I know her?"
"Nope!"
"This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really."
''Is she a good cook?"
"Nah, she can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."
"Well, then, is she good in bed?"
"I don't know."
"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"
"Because she can still drive!”
22/07/2026 8:36 am
He's got it figured out, lol.😁
22/07/2026 9:02 am
The shame of this whole ridiculousness - is that it makes perfect sense to me! 
22/07/2026 10:16 am
But can she drive at night?
John Bono
North Jersey
22/07/2026 11:51 am
23/07/2026 6:33 am
It's always important to cover your needs. Good point John.
23/07/2026 3:40 pm
When Joanne's mom was in assisted living, Joanne told her that her best pickup line there would be: My daughter's a nurse.
23/07/2026 3:43 pm
The elderly couple, 95 and 93 respectively, appeared before the judge to get a divorce.
The judge was distraught and asked the couple, "Why divorce now?"
They replied, "We wanted to wait until the children were dead."
23/07/2026 3:45 pm
My father drove until he was about 95. Let me be clear: I'm not saying this was a good thing.
23/07/2026 7:17 pm
@paul-rouffa Some of these things I have previously heard. Not this divorce one. Thanks.
This post was modified 4 months ago by Ed Davis
Ed Davis
Inverness, Illinois, USA
23/07/2026 9:46 pm
@ed-davis The divorce story is the only one that's a joke. The other two are genuinely about my family; Joanne is my wife, and my dad was, well, my dad.
This post was modified 4 months ago by Paul Rouffa
24/07/2026 4:21 am
My father drove until he was about 95. Let me be clear: I'm not saying this was a good thing.
Love your stories!
It reminds me that my mom drove until she was 92 or 93. And she was a very cautious driver. She lived to be 98 and one month before passing in 2012. My sister just now gave up driving; she also was an excellent driver but her grandkids take her anywhere she wants to go and her car was getting old. She turned 95 earlier this month.