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David Green
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Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland.

 

  1. Back straight, kneed bent, feet shoulder width apart.
  2. Form a firm grip.
  3. Keep your head down.
  4. Stay out of the water.
  5. Try not to hit anyone.
  6. If you are taking too long, let others get ahead of you.
  7. Don’t stand directly in front of others.
  8. Quite please while others are preparing.
  9. Well done! Now flush the urinal, go outside to play golf.

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David Vandermeer
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Thanks for teaching us how to do that!!!!!!!!!

David Vandermeer
Corinth, Texas


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Bob Jackman
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I assume the club of choice is the putter.


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Geoff Jowett
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Hope I get away with this. Understand if I dont. But there was a sign posted in the Gents at a major Melbourne golf course. "Gentlemen, please refrain from washing your balls in the handbasins!


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Christopher Moroni
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That all make prefect sense in Scotland. After all, when you're over there...   "urination" of golfers.  Sweaty  


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Frank Kocour
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"This is no time to perfect your swing".


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Jack Dodds
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Posted by: @kocour

"This is no time to perfect your swing".

Unless you're  wearing a  kilt.....


 


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