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09/10/2021 4:55 pm
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland.
- Back straight, kneed bent, feet shoulder width apart.
- Form a firm grip.
- Keep your head down.
- Stay out of the water.
- Try not to hit anyone.
- If you are taking too long, let others get ahead of you.
- Don’t stand directly in front of others.
- Quite please while others are preparing.
- Well done! Now flush the urinal, go outside to play golf.
09/10/2021 6:34 pm
Thanks for teaching us how to do that!!!!!!!!!
David Vandermeer
Corinth, Texas
09/10/2021 7:26 pm
I assume the club of choice is the putter.
09/10/2021 11:45 pm
Hope I get away with this. Understand if I dont. But there was a sign posted in the Gents at a major Melbourne golf course. "Gentlemen, please refrain from washing your balls in the handbasins!
10/10/2021 1:26 am
That all make prefect sense in Scotland. After all, when you're over there... "urination" of golfers. 
10/10/2021 9:32 pm
"This is no time to perfect your swing".
Unless you're wearing a kilt.....