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15/08/2023 1:23 pm
Sorting out some papers and came across these gems.
I felt that some of you might find some enlightenment in the first set, and some extremely useful phraseology for personal use in the second set.
This topic was modified 3 years ago by Graeme Ogg
Graeme.M. Ogg
London U.K.
15/08/2023 1:36 pm
Lol ! That's hilarious and reminds me of the funny "Engrish" site that has notices and warning signs from around the world.
Topic starter
15/08/2023 3:21 pm
OMG....LMAO.....priceless!
LMAO? Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it so much, but you really need to be very careful if you are prone to that sort of violent reaction.
I seem to recall a passing reference to incontinence pants in a forum post quite a while back. Maybe it is something you should seriously consider at your earliest convenience, otherwise an insidious rot could set in and those smart polyester chinos of yours could suddenly disintegrate at an inopportune moment, and then where would you be? Down the precinct facing a charge of public indecency, that’s where.
Of course I do realise that going into Walmart for the super value 200 pack (plus 10 extra FREE!) can be a little embarrassing. Especially when it's every two weeks or so. And how often has the girl at the checkout heard the same old story - “You know, I don’t really know what these are for but I’m buying them as a wedding gift for a very dear friend who swears by them.”
If I could suggest an alternative, you might try visiting your friendly local barbershop. After they’ve done the short back and sides (and the full Brazilian on the nostrils) they may well drop a discreet hint that they can also cater to your more . . um . . intimate personal needs. “Something for the weak end, sir?”
This post was modified 3 years ago by Graeme Ogg
Graeme.M. Ogg
London U.K.
15/08/2023 6:29 pm
Okay, okay already......how about I amend it to ILHFAGPOTBNTTPOSM? ("I laughed heartily for a goodly period of time, but not to the point of soiling myself.")
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Topic starter
16/08/2023 4:33 am
@jack-dodds Yes, an elegant and rather poetic acronym and I hope it catches on, although some people might baulk at the expense of getting the chest tattoo done.
Graeme.M. Ogg
London U.K.
John Kuvakas reacted
16/08/2023 10:26 am
@graeme-ogg Good point Graeme; many others would not have considered that.
John Kuvakas reacted
16/08/2023 2:27 pm
Oh, no! Another lobbying group! Let us not pander to the ILHFAGPOTBNTTPOSMs!!
This post was modified 3 years ago by John Kuvakas
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
Topic starter
16/08/2023 2:41 pm
They are probably harmless enough provided they are confined to the lobby. Just don't let them sneak into the back passage.
Oh dear, our Mr Dodds has just wet himself again. I did recommend the pants, but would he listen?
This post was modified 3 years ago by Graeme Ogg
Graeme.M. Ogg
London U.K.
John Kuvakas reacted
16/08/2023 4:57 pm
@graeme-ogg Not to worry Graeme, I bought the best quality underlay when I redid the carpets last year.
John Kuvakas reacted
16/08/2023 5:53 pm
Jury's out on that thought. Witnessing my missus' meltdown catching Otis dragging his butt occasionally leaves me unable to envision another "player"..........