Ten Observations.

A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.
 
I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.
 
Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.

Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a person’s walk, and the result was staggering.
 
I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
 
I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.
 
What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with grammar? There, their, they’re.
 
I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”
 
What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision? Suture self.
 
I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.