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30/05/2026 7:49 pm
A motorcycle policeman was about to write up a ticket charging a motorist with speeding, when a woman in the back seat who could restrain herself no longer, began this tirade: "There. Didn't I tell you to watch out? But you kept right on speeding all morning, getting out of line, not blowing your horn, passing right through stop signs, and everything else. Didn't I tell you you'd get caught? Didn't I? Didn't I?"
Who is this woman?" asked the officer, with pencil poised. "My wife, said the motorist grimly.
"Drive on, my friend!" exclaimed the officer, pityingly, as he proceeded to tear up the ticket.
"Drive on---and may the Lord have mercy on you.”
30/05/2026 8:57 pm
A kind hearted police officer feeling sorry for the motorist.
This post was modified 3 weeks ago by John Bono
John Bono
North Jersey
31/05/2026 5:57 am
Yeah, rather than writing 15 more tickets, let him go. She's more strict on him than the officer could be.
(Doncha just hate back seat drivers?)
Jack Dodds and David Green reacted
31/05/2026 8:20 am
Let him go already....the man is already doing life with no parole!
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