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09/05/2026 9:01 am
A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt.
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; “Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The man replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”
The woman continued, “And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, “Aren't you having any?”
She replies, “Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police.”
09/05/2026 10:24 am
I saw through her wiles at the moment she handed him the bottle. The she-devil! 
09/05/2026 1:31 pm
There ain't no fixin' dumb for you buddy!
09/05/2026 2:24 pm
The man should have said…”You drink it, lady, and don’t call me Shirley.”
This post was modified 15 hours ago by David Vandermeer
David Vandermeer
Corinth, Texas
09/05/2026 3:24 pm
09/05/2026 3:50 pm
Now I wonder why Adam didn’t just look at the apple and hand it back…
09/05/2026 4:43 pm
@100ford2003 Not fair to rib Adam after all these years.
But he was one person at the core of the decision.He shouldn’t have let Eve appeal to him in such a persuasive manner.
This post was modified 13 hours ago by Steve Jacobs
John Kuvakas and David Green reacted
09/05/2026 6:01 pm
She's a perfect candidate for the "B" word.A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt.
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; “Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The man replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”
The woman continued, “And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, “Aren't you having any?”
She replies, “Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police.”
John Bono
North Jersey
