The Return of Interesting thoughts.

David Green · 2026-02-14T02:31:41Z

The Return of Interesting thoughts. 1.Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? 2.If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? 3.Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist? 4.If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? 5.If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? 6.Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?' 7.What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? 8.Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? 9.Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive? 10.Why, Why, Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? 11.Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds; when they already know you're broke? 12.Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint you have to touch it to check?

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14/02/2026 12:18 pm

Love them all....#2 is my fave.

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