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03/12/2025 6:52 pm
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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! I asked my friend to spell wonton backwards. He said not now. What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Cantaloupe. The invention of the shovel was a ground-breaking discovery, but the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation. I didn’t think orthopaedic shoes would help. But I stand corrected. Thief steals wheels off police car! Cops work tirelessly to nab suspect. I went to McDonald’s today and ate a Kid’s Meal. It was good, but his mum was furious. My friend keeps saying, ‘Cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.’ I know he means well. I entered ten puns into a competition to see if one would win. No pun in ten did. |
03/12/2025 7:11 pm
Good ones! 
John Bono
North Jersey
03/12/2025 8:02 pm
Very good.
Ed Davis
Inverness, Illinois, USA
03/12/2025 8:07 pm
Thanks, Geoff!
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
03/12/2025 8:13 pm
03/12/2025 8:51 pm
Thank you Geoff. Great assortment.
03/12/2025 9:16 pm
Had me laughing, thanks !
Steve
04/12/2025 7:07 am
These were new, fresh and all GREAT!! I loved "Thief steals wheels off police car! Cops work tirelessly to nab suspect.' the best.
04/12/2025 7:19 am
@perrone1 All were great but my favorite is the same as Tony's. Thanks Geoff for the smile.
04/12/2025 9:27 am
Just so many good ones! Thanks Geoff@perrone1 All were great but my favorite is the same as Tony's. Thanks Geoff for the smile.
John Bono
North Jersey
04/12/2025 10:30 am
Excellent.....good for a chuckle. Thanks!
04/12/2025 5:24 pm
Yep, these put a smile on my face. Thanks Geoff. 💯😁