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David Green
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1. ARBITRAITOR  

A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's

 

 2. BERNADETTE

The act of torching a mortgage

 3. BURGLARIZE

What a crook sees through.
 
4. AVOIDABLE

What a bullfighter tries to do.
 
5. COUNTERFEITER

Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
 
6. LEFT BANK

What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.
 
7. HEROES

What a man in a boat does.
 
8. PARASITES

What you see from the Eiffel Tower.
 
9. PARADOX

Two physicians.
 
10. PHARMACIST

A helper on a farm.
 
11. RELIEF

What trees do in the spring.
 
12. RUBBERNECK

What you do to relax your wife.
 
13. SELFISH

What the owner of a seafood store does.
 
14. SUDAFED

Brought litigation against a government official.
 
15. HUMANIZE.

What a person sees with. 



   
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Geoff Jowett
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some good ones there, thanks Mike



   
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These are great!   I love #2        😀 😀 😆 



   
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These are good...#2 is special!


John Bono
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They are great. In most cases, the words actually speak for themselves!



   
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Fun stuff David. Thanks.



   
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Posted by: @perrone1

"...the words actually speak for themselves!"

😉



   
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