Understanding Women.

OMG! My wife used all 6 in one sentence to me a minute ago.

Guess I'll be leaving the country for a while!!

I think I've had all those inflicted on me at one time or another, but She Who Must Be Respected seems to have picked up a new favourite expression recently -

###***##?? ß---ß  ##ϯϯ@@###!!!

I haven't actually dared to ask for a detailed explanation of what is implied but it does seem quite explicit, and even vaguely threatening. Running for cover seems to be the safest option.

Yep!

Posted by: @perrone1

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OMG! My wife used all 6 in one sentence to me a minute ago.

Guess I'll be leaving the country for a while!!

I don't think that's gonna happen cuz she probably has your passport...🤣

Posted by: @100ford2003

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Posted by: @perrone1

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OMG! My wife used all 6 in one sentence to me a minute ago.

Guess I'll be leaving the country for a while!!

 

I don't think that's gonna happen cuz she probably has your passport...🤣

 

Oh crap!   

Just released in paperback

My wife has never used them all in one sentence but I have heard them all from time to time.

Posted by: @terryslekar

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Just released in paperback

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Isn't that the 2024 IRS tax code ?

I guess I'm the odd man out. I use those six words alot with my wife and my usage follows the hidden meanings that are listed.

Five terms used by men that are absolutely UNFORGIVEABLE by women:

(1) Bring me another beer since you're up

(2) What? No; you're prettier than her

(3) Huh? I was looking at her necklace

(4) What did you say; I wasn't listening

(5) You've ALWAYS go a headache

Bonus term:

Why is the Hallmark Channel on - don't you know the game is on channel 802??

Tony, those are also some good ones.

@old-caddys

I'm so grateful that I trained my retriever, Lucky, on how to open the cooler 🍻

Steve 

Posted by: @100ford2003

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I'm so grateful that I trained my retriever, Lucky, on how to open the cooler 🍻

Steve