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David Green
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This comes  from 2 math teachers.

It has an indisputable  mathematical logic. 
  

This is a strictly .....  mathematical  viewpoint... and it goes like this:

What Makes  100% ? 

What does it mean  to give MORE than 100%? 

Ever  wonder about those people who say they are giving  more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings  where someone wants you to give over  100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What  makes up 100% in life? 

Here's a little  mathematical formula that might help you answer  these questions: 

If: 

A B C D E F G H I J  K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 

Is  represented as: 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14  15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. 

Then:  

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =  98% 

And  

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E  
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =  96%  

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E  
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =  100%   

And,   

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T  
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =  103%   

AND, look how far ass  kissing   will take you. 

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G   
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7  = 118%   

So, one can conclude  with mathematical certainty, that while  Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's  the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the  top.   

Now you  know why politicians are where they  are!



   
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Frank Kocour
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