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14/02/2022 4:05 pm
Men Are Just Happier People!
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too "icky".
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5,000. Tux rental - $100. Do the math.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and ammo.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Two (maybe three) pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes - one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
14/02/2022 5:23 pm
David very good. Where do you get this stuff?
Topic starter
14/02/2022 5:30 pm
Hi John.
This one was from a Formula 1 friend who knows that I like this stuff. I collect items like this as I find them and sometimes even create my own.
Just a side hobby.
14/02/2022 10:17 pm
Wow, 99% applicable to myself, men are apparently the same ... and that doesn't bother me.
14/02/2022 11:42 pm
I agree! This is great.
Ed Davis
Inverness, Illinois, USA
15/02/2022 8:12 am
LOL.
I haven't worn long pants more than a handful of times in well over a year and then they were jeans.
With few variations most of my wardrobe consists of black or white T-shirts, khaki shorts and running shoes. I have other colors in the closet, but not sure if they still fit.