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David Green
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We love them but they are certainly unique.

 



   
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The mute button is hilarious 😂 Thanks for all of them. 
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I found the buttons, but they're circled by areolas.😁 those are all hilarious. 😂🤣



   
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No such thing as a mute button on the female configuration.


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@sizedoesmatter For sure.💯👍😅



   
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OMG! ALL - True!! (Almost)

The first one; like trying to get the attention of a moving freight train!. She's everywhere and never is in the same spot twice for more than a nanosecond! Second one; for every couple Mint cars I'd buy, I would buy her a shining trinket, unannounced. After a while she'd be after me to buy another car model! Third. MUTE! Forget it. she never stops talking. Never. Not to me, to the TV if I'm not around. To herself, the Roomba and, OMG, Alexa has even asked her to shut the F up!!

Last one. Nope, if she's quiet, she's not mad, she's asleep!

Fun one today David - thank you sir!



   
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@perrone1 Enough to drive you nuts at times Tony but for me the WORST situation is the overly reserved, somewhat silent mate.  "Lighten up already, think positively" was a common thought of mine in my first marriage.  Easy for me to say I guess.........ah well.



   
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Posted by: @jack-dodds

@perrone1 Enough to drive you nuts at times Tony but for me the WORST situation is the overly reserved, somewhat silent mate.  "Lighten up already, think positively" was a common thought of mine in my first marriage.  Easy for me to say I guess.........ah well.

Ha! Not me - the only thing that ever drives me nuts is wind blowing stuff into my yard on trash day from people who don't put lids on their cans! Why, I oughta...

 



   
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@perrone1 LOL....timely comment.  It's blowing like hell here presently since last night and starting to snow and it's garbage and recycle bin pickup day!  Thankfully ours bins are very full and heavy, unlike several of our neighbors whose are blown over......not fun.



   
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@jack-dodds 

SEE!!

Thursday is garbage day for most folks here - Tuesday for me. I have a trash carrier on wheels that holds about 6 bags of trash. Most others use the company's big plastic garbage can on wheels and they leave the top down or off. The wind blows up the hill to my yard at the end and middle of the cul de sac then around the house to the woods. The wind is always most wicked on Thursdays.

I long to own a hippo. I'd graze him on their yards!!



   
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@sizedoesmatter I've never found one..... 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄



   
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All four are excellent David.



   
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@perrone1 Hilarious Tony.



   
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