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17/02/2026 5:41 pm
I have some tee-shirts, sweaters, caps and other clothes that have an automobile, airplane or transportation theme. Here is a snap of one tee-shirt I got many years ago featuring a big-block powered vehicle.
18/02/2026 6:48 am
I LIKE it!
The only things I have on my shirts mostly - are BBQ stains. 
18/02/2026 11:09 am
18/02/2026 11:14 am
@perrone1 LOL. Table manners are SO overprioritized from my splattered perspective. Is it not the ultimate compliment to the chef?
This post was modified 3 months ago by Jack Dodds
18/02/2026 11:17 am
18/02/2026 5:47 pm
Spaghetti bolognaise is my problem. I usually manage to share it with half the restaurant!@perrone1 LOL. Table manners are SO overprioritized in my splattered opinion.
Oh, I relish your thought Jack. I really mustard try to be careful but I eat so fast to ketchup that I slather my food on my shirt.
20/02/2026 12:37 pm
I went to Brussels to sprout some better eating manners.
20/02/2026 2:04 pm
You know Tony, we may get stain (as it were) from family members for our sloppy eating habits and food/sauce laden T-shirts but if an ice age occurs, and it has happened before so .....ya know..... you and I will have many days of shirt sustenance available upon which to survive. Last men standing...who's the slob now?!
This post was modified 3 months ago by Jack Dodds
20/02/2026 2:09 pm
You know Tony, we may get stain (as it were) from family members for our sloppy eating habits and food/sauce laden T-shirts but if an ice age occurs, and it has happened before so .....ya know..... you and I will have many days of shirt sustenance available upon which to survive. Last men standing...who's the slob now?!
You're right, of course. But in my situation, even though planning on loading up my shirt with sustainable food for the coming ice age, I've also got other stains on it. Our son's diesel tractor and Ford pick up needed work so we did that last week. Now there are food stains intermingled with diesel oil and transfer case grease.
I think Bob has the better idea. We all move to Brussels for the sprouts while getting chocolate and strawberry stains on our shirts! MUCH more tasty!
22/02/2026 12:25 pm
Perfect! You, Bob and me singing would be a thing of....ummmm.....perspective. Lets call our trio The Splatters, but we might get sued for adding the "S". Bring a pen for recording contract and autograph signing; once this little ditty makes its way around the studio we're golden!
THE GREAT BLENDER by The Splatters (remix of The Great Pretender)
Yes, I'm a human blender....wooh...wooh
I gorge and spray food all around....wooh...wooh
My manners are such...I offend so much
Stained T-shirt I wear like a crown
Sauce flies as my guests gather round
Oh-oh yes, I'm the human blender....wooh...wooh
My guests bring drop sheets of their own....wooh...wooh
I tried hard to change, but results were so lame
They've left me to dine all alone
Too real is my love of the full meal deal
Too real when I see what my shirt can't conceal
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Yes, I'm the human blender....wooh...wooh
My drips and drops still abound....wooh...wooh
I seem to be just the slob you see
Stained shirt I will wear like a crown
Pretending my guests gather round
(Gather roooooound!)
This post was modified 3 months ago 2 times by Jack Dodds
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22/02/2026 2:00 pm
LOL; but I LOVE the name Splatters!! And just so people don't dislike our singing, I'll sing solo. So low they won't hear me!!Perfect! You, Bob and me singing would be a thing of....ummmm.....perspective. Lets call our trio The Slobovians. My first choice was The Splatters but we might get sued for adding the "S". Bring a pen for recording contract and autograph signing.
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