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john barry
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3 years or so back.....when the holiday powerhitters each put forth their champions to battle for the sidewalk space at FAO Schwarz

02 bear gets the news

 



   
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So...... Who won? I'd put my money on the bus.



   
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Passive-aggressive Moses rattles slow-witted Bear's self confidence level to the core with his always effective guilt trip; saying "may God's best disciple win."  Santa figures it's his to lose due to his Salvation Army kettle connection.  Arctic "Artie" Bear isn't fussed either way as he is loaded with bucks from his  Coca-Cola residuals.  The chimp is a recent Jehova's Witness convert and has lost interest in the Christmas season; he'll settle for a bunch of ripe Chiquitas and a sturdy vine.  Ultimately though, the joke was on all of them as the Bedford OB failed to start and the contest was cancelled.



   
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send your money in Sir......we`ll place your wager and send a small packet of cat treats for your trouble

a heated discussion ensued over the use of martial arts........ and whether Polar bear would be permitted to use pokey sticks.......a public decency protest was lodged against Pete ...............for his lack of pants

02 bear gets the news
03 theres no way the suit rides MY bus

......Moses made an attempt to secure pants for the chimp as bear met with the wife and kids to discuss lodging at their destination....Polar bear seemed inordinately interested in affairs that were not,strictly speaking,ANY of his concern

05 bear...I already called my cousin

Santa made a perfunctory gesture,offering Pete a pair of elf pants to get by on....this did NOT go over well

07 oh for cripes sake speak english

 Pete bared his teeth,as if to bite Santa,as Santa shouted up the bus elves,who had ALL began removing their elf pants

08 hold on red let me talk to him
09 get him on the bus b4 i finish my nog

 



   
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Passive-aggressive Moses rattles Bear's self confidence level to the core with his always effective guilt trip; saying "may God's best disciple win."

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......just like the nuns over at "Our Little Helping of Guilt" used to do



   
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Posted by: @john-barry

send your money in Sir......we`ll place your wager and send a small packet of cat treats for your trouble

a heated discussion ensued over the use of martial arts........ and whether Polar bear would be permitted to use pokey sticks.......a public decency protest was lodged against Pete ...............for his lack of pants

02 bear gets the news
03 theres no way the suit rides MY bus

......Moses made an attempt to secure pants for the chimp as bear met with the wife and kids to discuss lodging at their destination....Polar bear seemed inordinately interested in affairs that were not,strictly speaking,ANY of his concern

05 bear...I already called my cousin

Santa made a perfunctory gesture,offering Pete a pair of elf pants to get by on....this did NOT go over well

07 oh for cripes sake speak english

 Pete bared his teeth,as if to bite Santa,as Santa shouted up the bus elves,who had ALL began removing their elf pants

08 hold on red let me talk to him
09 get him on the bus b4 i finish my nog

 

My God JayBee.....this is an absolute critter conundrum!!!  Call Marlon Perkins STAT !!!!!



   
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