A few more Lexophiles.

 ◾A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

 ◾The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.

 ◾He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.

 ◾When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

 ◾Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

 ◾I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

 ◾Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

 ◾When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

 ◾When chemists die, they barium.

 ◾I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

 ◾I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down