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28/07/2025 10:01 pm
A Proud Father!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,' Mother of Six' in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it is time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home Mother of Six?'
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back,
'Any time you're ready, Father of Four.'
28/07/2025 10:41 pm
I hate it when I'm the last to know!
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
29/07/2025 5:28 am
Well no wonder he's never been to another party. Poor nimrod!
29/07/2025 6:00 am
A good one!
John Bono
North Jersey
29/07/2025 6:09 am
As Grady Wilson once put it, "Mama's baby, Papa's maybe." 😉
29/07/2025 6:22 am
I'm guessing his string ended at six, at least with his wife.