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26/01/2026 9:55 pm
Favorite Patients
Five surgeons were talking about their favorite patients. The first surgeon says, “Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on the inside is numbered.” The second surgeon says, “Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.” The third surgeon says, “You have to operate on electricians. Everything inside them is color coded!” The fourth surgeon smirks and says, “I prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, and gutless, and their heads and butts are interchangeable.” After quietly listening to the entire conversation, the fifth surgeon pipes up and says, “I like mechanics because they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end.”
26/01/2026 9:57 pm
LOL....love it....especially the lawyer one.
27/01/2026 6:44 am
Those surgeons; they are always just so full of surgical humor! 
27/01/2026 7:07 am
Now that's funny right there.🤣😂
27/01/2026 9:13 am
I think it's time to cut out this post before they get to model car collectors who have no brains.
27/01/2026 9:21 am
John Bono
North Jersey
27/01/2026 1:32 pm
I think it's time to cut out this post before they get to model car collectors who have no brains.
I love it Mr. Jackman! And with no brains, we're the happiest of all the others! Our hobby is the secret to a healthy life!
George Schire
Oakdale, Minnesota
David Green reacted
27/01/2026 4:52 pm
@georgeschire No brains, no money, lotsa models, happy life!
We have the best life. As I type this, I'm waiting for two models to be delivered via UPS. I'm like a little boy on Christmas morning waiting to see if Santa came. No greater feeling.
George Schire
Oakdale, Minnesota
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