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23/11/2025 10:38 pm
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the
rest of me life, between the legs of me wife !"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in
church beside Me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the
prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You
know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. "Once I
had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he
fell asleep”.
24/11/2025 10:11 am
Well, I admit I found it mildly amusing, but my lady wife was quite upset by the suggestion of having sex in church. She also felt the frequency of intimacy seemed somewhat excessive.
Graeme.M. Ogg
London U.K.
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24/11/2025 10:14 am
@graeme-ogg Interesting.....I think we ought to have our wives provide DNA; I suspect they are related.
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