@graeme-ogg "So don’t go giving me a bum wrap. Obviously I already have plenty of those. I’m up to my ears in them."
Graeme; please...please accept this bum rap in the spirit it is offered...which is to cushion the impact of your odoriferous outlet and imfart some sort of nightly function control resolution. It may also spare your wife whiffing wind every night and save your marriage. God speed.
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@jkuvakas It's ironic in a way that for all the years our wonder of the world Sphinxter has been in existence, mankind still can't prevent the enduring common issue of sand from getting wedged in cracks.
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@graeme-ogg "So don’t go giving me a bum wrap. Obviously I already have plenty of those. I’m up to my ears in them."
Graeme; please...please accept this bum rap in the spirit it is offered...which is to cushion the impact of your odoriferous outlet and imfart some sort of nightly function control resolution. It may also spare your wife whiffing wind every night and save your marriage. God speed.
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Very kind. But I'm way ahead of you. We get a monthly wholesale delivery. (No silly jokes about getting in the deep end, please).
Graeme....do you and the missus belong to an "exclusive club" of sorts by any chance? Personally I don't care; I mean if you want to gad about looking like an elephant from the Chernobyl Zoo that's your business, but the Think Tanked panel members who approved your membership application months ago have been lighting my phone up.
Graeme....do you and the missus belong to an "exclusive club" of sorts by any chance? Personally I don't care; I mean if you want to gad about looking like an elephant from the Chernobyl Zoo that's your business, but the Think Tanked panel members who approved your membership application months ago have been lighting my phone up.
Not clear whether these frantic (trunk?) calls you have been dealing with were expressing outrage and moral distress at our intimate (and unashamedly erotic) family portrait, or were seeking guidance and product information regarding "Chernobyl chic".
In the latter case you might advise them to follow this link:
sales@pachydermporn.ru
Oh, and tell them to Putin a good word for me while they're there.
@graeme-ogg Graeme; I won't be russian in to fall for your click bait; but on the positive side you and the missus have a radiance about you....ural aglow with a sensuousness that is larger than life....no doubt it will continue to spread.
Ah, yes, there's an explanation for that. Our photo was taken in a darkened room using an ultraviolet heat-sensitive camera which (quite unexpectedly) picked up the radiation emitted by our "Odor Colon U-235" heavy-duty personal deodorant arsehole aerosol spray. Highly recommended.
@graeme-ogg Graeme; I won't be russian in to fall for your click bait; but on the positive side you and the missus have a radiance about you....ural aglow with a sensuous that is larger than life....just give it some time to evolve.
WOW; this sounds as romantic as a growing viral culture in a Petri dish!
