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John Kuvakas
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Things that don't make sense from Jack Dodds

things that don't make sense ... like ;

1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

4. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

5. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".

6. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

7. If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

8. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?

9. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?

10. Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?

11. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

12. Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?

13. How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?

14. If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?

15. If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

16. Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?

17. Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the cupboard?

18. Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?

19. How come Noses run and Feet smell?

20. What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?

21. Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one

We just had fun while being confused or was it the other way around? Be kind, Stay safe, Keep smiling!


John Kuvakas
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Ed Glorius
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These are terrific!


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Thnx for the laughs !!! All of them are good.



   
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+1


John Bono
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Why do we drive on a parkway & park on a driveway?



   
Frank Kocour
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Love these.



   
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