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Twelve Commandments for Seniors.

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David Green
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You younger guys can ignore all this.



   
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This old guy can relate to them all.



   
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LOVE them David! Thank you sir!

I have to modify #9. Too often I'm aware of people my own age...........are dead!!  Surprised Scared Pray  



   
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I am going to try #8 which sounds logical, but first need to upgrade to an industrial sized dryer.



   
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Posted by: @jack-dodds

I am going to try #8 which sounds logical, but first need to upgrade to an industrial sized dryer.

NO!  Jack!! No; do NOT do it my friend - I beg you!

Listen; I tried it a couple years back. Suffice to say  -  I went in a nice ripe plum. I came out a prune!!  (And please do not ask about grapes or resultant raisins)



   
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@perrone1 Thanks for your concern Tony.  My wife voiced the same concerns about the "tumble-dry" machines but went quiet and walked away when I assured her I planned to wear a helmet and apply skin moisturizer.



   
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All good ones!

 


John Bono
North Jersey


   
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Graeme Ogg
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I've just come from the kitchen where a smart-ass reply on the subject of aging came into my head, but now I've got upstairs to my PC I've forgotten what it was. Sorry.


Graeme.M. Ogg
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(@jack-dodds)
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@graeme-ogg Not to worry Graeme; as you know, it will likely reappear at around 3 a.m. in a day or three.



   
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John Kuvakas
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LOL! Tha reminds me of...ummm...well...never mind!


John Kuvakas
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LoL Roll Silly  



   
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