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30/01/2022 3:37 pm
My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffered from mental illness. I said, "No, we all seem to enjoy it."
Camping: Where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.
Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: "close enough."
Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time!
Went to an antique show and people were bidding on me.
When you can't find the sunshine...be the sunshine.
I don't have grey hair. I have wisdom-highlights.
Losing weight doesn't seem to be working for me, so I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.
Some people are like clouds, once they disappear it's a beautiful day.
My body is a temple, ancient and crumbling, perhaps cursed or haunted.
Common sense is not a gift. It's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.
30/01/2022 4:26 pm
Good ones David!
John Bono
North Jersey
31/01/2022 9:16 am
Very Creative David. Do you come up with these yourself?
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31/01/2022 9:57 am
