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Graeme Ogg
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. . .  Rolls Royce had carried through this 1958 proposal to re-body the Silver Cloud III in a special edition for the U.S. and Canadian markets?

Rolls Royce California

The “Californian” was a fairly daring piece of design, combining traditional British dignity with the forward-looking styling flair of Detroit, and I think it was a real shame that cost considerations and lack of production capacity meant this fascinating project never came to fruition.

Or, I dunno, maybe the weed that guy sold me last night was a bit more potent than expected.


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David Green
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Looks to me to be a drug influenced design. Both the grill and tail look drug distorted, Graeme. A design for California hippies who could not afford it anyway.



   
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Straight to the crusher!



   
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This is a car on drugs. LSD maybe. It was fueled by an overdose of gasoline and a bad batch of LSD. It probably happened in Haight-Ashbury. A nice 58 Roller backed, first, into a 57 T-bird then head on into an Edsel. Came away with some of their parts and the rest is bad history.



   
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Paul Rouffa
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Was the proposal a promise or a threat?



   
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Graeme Ogg
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The proposal was an attempt on my part to cause alarm and distress by knocking some bits and pieces together to produce a willfully horrendous spoof.

Rolls Edsel BITS

I should have known it would end badly, and have resolved to make amends by offering something MUCH more subtle and tasteful.

silver cloud + spare cover

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Today's April 1st?      🤔 🤔 🤔 



   
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@jack-dodds =1.



   
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Graeme Ogg
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Posted by: @chris

Today's April 1st?      🤔 🤔 🤔 

Well, near enough. (I do tend to forget just how far ahead we are here in GMT-land).

 


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Graeme Ogg
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@georgeschire George, I think you may have missed my follow-up post above!!


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@perrone1 You're probably right....and the driver was Timothy Leary.



   
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Burke's Law with a flip up commode.

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Well done, Graeme! And you accomplished what you set out to do!!


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Graeme Ogg
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Well, I'm pleased to hear that it is "Mission accomplished", because if anyone were to suggest that I had failed to give satisfaction, things might rapidly get quite nasty

RR fins portholes ribs

And that's before we even consider the potential value of adding a touch of

pink

 and

green

I'll say no more. Just leave the unspoken threat hanging in the air. Sword of Damocles, and all that. Know what I'm saying?

 


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@graeme-ogg That damned Damocles was a violent bugger wasn't he?  Always slicing and dicing...showing off.



   
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